The Warrior’s Bludgeon

February 10th, 2012 § permalink

We bleed, we scream, we strive all so that one day someone will remember that we did it.

The First Law of Literacy

February 10th, 2012 § permalink

Reading is kinda hard…

The Synthesis Law of Romance

February 9th, 2012 § permalink

A relationship is the slow process of two people transforming into one another without either noticing.

Shaw’s Observation

February 9th, 2012 § permalink

The Flooring Store is a celebration of how tiny differences in quality lead inexorably to massive differences in price.

The Paradox of Progress

February 8th, 2012 § permalink

Most ideas are stupid and need to exist for exactly that reason.

The Sidekick’s Lament

February 8th, 2012 § permalink

Life is all about surprises, you know, like finding out your buddy has Super Powers and that you have a four year old son in Waco, Texas.

Waist Not Want Not

February 7th, 2012 § permalink

A nation’s obesity can be calculated as the number of double cheeseburgers produced multiplied by broken New Years Resolutions.

The Web Surfer’s Plea

February 7th, 2012 § permalink

Oh Internet forgive me, I have so little to say and so much desire to say it.

On Copper and Caramelized Lattes

February 6th, 2012 § permalink

It is an unspoken rule of modern society that you can never have too few wires or too many Starbucks.

Gambler’s Playhouse

February 6th, 2012 § permalink

He was like a kid at a craps table.

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