Verizon’s Law of Regression

January 13th, 2012 § permalink

A new phone is every man’s opportunity to relive a lost part of his childhood.

The Speculator’s Law of Entropy

January 13th, 2012 § permalink

Investing is the art of convincing yourself that the future is far less chaotic than everything else in your life would lead you to believe it is.

Warhol’s Corollary

January 12th, 2012 § permalink

If you’re famous, even in a small way, realize that in 5 years no one will even remember your name — make it a good run.

The Movie Star’s Declaration

January 12th, 2012 § permalink

You are mostly defined by what you are unwilling to do for large trucks full of money.

Parker’s Absolute

January 11th, 2012 § permalink

Life: it’s the only game in town.

The Consultant’s Canticle

January 11th, 2012 § permalink

Client work involves infinite well springs of patience.

The Coffee House Conundrum

January 10th, 2012 § permalink

People need people; the funny thing is that most of us couldn’t tell you why.

Ogilvy’s 2nd Law

January 9th, 2012 § permalink

Joan of Arc never could manage to get her PR together.

The Speakeasy Principle

January 9th, 2012 § permalink

The end of stand-alone, insular social networks will come right around the time we remember why bars sell Gin.

Google’s Transmission Rule

January 6th, 2012 § permalink

Just assume that anything you have ever put in writing is on the Internet somewhere, that includes love letters and bad High School poetry.

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