Murphy’s Offhand Proposition

November 9th, 2011 § permalink

One of the best things about life is that you can always count on it to be just one damned thing after another.

The Blame Asymmetry

October 18th, 2011 § permalink

Most of our negative judgements about people come from our pathological need to compare their outwards actions to our inward motivations.

The Universal Principle of Blame Transference

August 12th, 2011 § permalink

It’s very easy to discuss blame as long as it is someone elses.

The Internet’s Creeping Suspicion

August 10th, 2011 § permalink

One day spammers will learn how to form cogent English sentences, on that day we will all be in a lot of trouble.

Man Law #3

August 4th, 2011 § permalink

You never really know how good a person you are until a second after your best friend punches you the face.

A Traveler’s Understanding of Truth

July 19th, 2011 § permalink

Certainty is realizing that you left your Passport at home for the last flight of the evening.

Unemployment’s Rusty Knives

June 6th, 2011 § permalink

“Corporate restructuring” has a certain air of civility that the more accurate term bloodbath just does not.

Personal Safety’s Prime Failure

May 20th, 2011 § permalink

We should all be a little ashamed that we live in a world where straws need disclaimers.

The Psychoanalyst’s Principle of Padded Rooms

March 22nd, 2011 § permalink

Never underestimate the clarifying power of sitting alone in your room screaming at the top of your lungs.

The 1st Counter-Mediocrity Principle

January 31st, 2011 § permalink

The world should always make you just a little bit angry.

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