The Fundamental Law of Brevity

October 7th, 2011 § permalink

Most of what we remember, most of what drives our lives forward are things we are able to recall in the span of one breath.

The Clockmaker’s Lament

July 8th, 2011 § permalink

It didn’t frighten him that his time was up, what frightened him was the realization that not even his stupid watch would notice it.

On Measuring Eternity

July 8th, 2011 § permalink

Never is quite a bit longer time than you might expect.

The Universal Precept of Snark

March 14th, 2011 § permalink

There is absolutely nothing more useful (or entertaining) than a short, punchy answer.

Griffin’s 1st Law of Humor

February 10th, 2011 § permalink

Brevity is the soul of wit, that and fart jokes.

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