The First Law of Literacy

February 10th, 2012 § permalink

Reading is kinda hard…

The Synthesis Law of Romance

February 9th, 2012 § permalink

A relationship is the slow process of two people transforming into one another without either noticing.

The Paradox of Progress

February 8th, 2012 § permalink

Most ideas are stupid and need to exist for exactly that reason.

Waist Not Want Not

February 7th, 2012 § permalink

A nation’s obesity can be calculated as the number of double cheeseburgers produced multiplied by broken New Years Resolutions.

The Web Surfer’s Plea

February 7th, 2012 § permalink

Oh Internet forgive me, I have so little to say and so much desire to say it.

Parker’s Absolute

January 11th, 2012 § permalink

Life: it’s the only game in town.

The Coffee House Conundrum

January 10th, 2012 § permalink

People need people; the funny thing is that most of us couldn’t tell you why.

Ogilvy’s 2nd Law

January 9th, 2012 § permalink

Joan of Arc never could manage to get her PR together.

Google’s Transmission Rule

January 6th, 2012 § permalink

Just assume that anything you have ever put in writing is on the Internet somewhere, that includes love letters and bad High School poetry.

The Boxer’s Maxim

January 6th, 2012 § permalink

Everyone should be hit in the face once, it’s all the moral incentive you need to avoid violence.

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